Third Date - Shaan & Parker

"Awww why are you all sniffly? I'm warning you, if you make me cry I might mess up your makeup," Parker said, moving a hand to rub Shaan's shoulder. "I also confess to having learned how to give great backrubs to impress girls, all thanks to youtube. Also that guy is crazy because clearly he has no idea what he's missing. Plus he got to actually see you and your crazy amazing smile," Parker told her. "Please tell me that all happened in like 3rd grade or something." 

"Oh yeah, I bought Tesla," Parker said sheepishly, "I was just going to look and like drive around and clear my thoughts but it feels like a spaceship and it's better at directions than I am. And... it's bright red... quarter life crisis... I was like 23 and I wanted to feel cooler than I am"

 "I have many unusual talents, making impulsive and usually wrong choices is one of them, but this is something I want to actually make the right choice on, gotta admit that's really scary." 

"Yeahhh let's just say the Tesla wasn't the smartest financial decision I've ever made and I'll be paying it off for.... a while..." Parker admitted, "I'm more of a dork than the cool guy but if letting you drive my tesla scores me a few brownie points, I'll definately think I'm cooler than I actually am." 

"I had to move across the country and switch schools when I was 16, so that was weird, I was still the class clown and kept almost breaking rules, but could argue my way out of trouble before administration actually called my parents," Parker said with a laugh. "Oh and most of my choices... usually if I pick the wrong one I can go back and fix it later but getting married is too big a decision for that technique to work so I'm kinda at a loss." 

"It sounds crazy but if I knew you were going to say yes, I'd propose to you... but seriously, no pressure." 

"Look if I was going to spend that much on something like a car, you can bet I got all the bells and whistles, including auto-drive so I'm not even worried. It's literally the safest car on the planet," Parker said with confidence, "Oooo!! I've always wanted to play dungeons and dragons! I have no idea how so you'd have to teach me! What type of character would I play? Do I get to wear a cool cape?" he asked, pretty excited about the idea. 

"I have no question you'd be able to beat me in a fight, so I have to make sure to never start one with you," Parker said, "I'm much better at the part where we kiss and make up..."

 "I mean.... saying yes is usually how these things work... at least from my experience" Parker said, "The first time I did this, well she said yes but it took a little bit... because we were mid sky diving... and I totally tied the ring to myself because I was afraid I was going to drop it. I did drop the sign... but after she read it" 

"I do know that if I ask anyone at all, I'm only asking one person. It's not fair to be a second choice," he added. 

"I have done many stupid things in my life, crashing a car isn't one of them.  My first car was a toyota camry, and I had that for a long ass time until my ex drove it into a lake and the water damage totaled it... Then I went a couple years with just my motorcycle..." Parker said with a slightly embarrassed laugh. 

"I don't know what any of that magic stuff you just said means, but I'm all for it! It sounds fun! I'm going to have to trust your advice on all of it before because I might totally suck. What kind of character are you?" Parker asked. "And do I really look like someone who gets mad? My ex totaled my car and I still let her move in with me! And no, not the one I proposed to, different ex." 

"Ok so if we make it out of this, I'll totally take you on a motorcycle ride, anywhere you wanna go. I won't let you drive without a license though because I try to be a law abiding citizen," Parker said with a laugh. 

"I have... wayyyy too many exes and I'm not proud of it," Parker told her, "You're way cooler than they are though, even if you were a moth person or had blue hair, actually if you had blue hair I'd find that like super hot." he ran a hand down Shaan's side, "If it's even possible for you to get hotter. I feel like I need to know that, for science reasons." 

"Still, no idea what all that means but I like hearing you talk about something you're passionate about. It's just really nice to listen to," Parker said, giving Shaan a tight squeeze of a hug "All the better for me to learn and you'll protect me from the dragons right?" 

"So what you're saying is that you're vodka?" Parker said, "I do really like vodka... for the record... even if it's not chilled..." 

"Are you cold or something?" he asked when he felt her shiver, giving her side a gentle squeeze, and getting his finger caught in a slit  "You can literally have the shirt off my back if you're cold, I'll be fine.... oh my god you're so soft!" he gasped, turning bright red not that anyone could see, but he definitely felt his face heat up. 

"Errm I'm passionate about..." Parker was just a little distracted, "Ummm traveling, historical architecture... and falling in love with life..." 

"And for the record everyone says I have a cute bubble butt but right now I'm sitting on it." 

"I mean if you're cold I don't mind giving the cameras a little fan service, I'm not a Calvin Klein model but I... adventure. I make up for it with a killer smile and actually using moisterizer" Parker said with a laugh as his fingers explored the slits in the sides of Shaans shirt around her waist. "You can grab it, it's kinda bouncy from what I'm told." 

"I know I'm like really great with moms and grandmas and all, but I'm not thatttt type of bring home to the family," Parker said with a laugh. 

"You don't think I'm serious?" Parker said, a playful challenge, "Miss Vladislav, I for one aim to be the perfect gentleman. That means I always share my fries and desserts, give motorcycle tours, do the dishes, and make sure my lady is never cold." he said before pausing to remove his shirt and place it over Shaan's head the best he could, since he had no clue where her arms were. He wears a men's medium so it was probably way too big anyways, but it's a very soft shirt. "There, proof that sometimes I know how to be serious." 

"Also now I'm scared about if I'll be Grams approved or not if the criteria is just my butt. I like to think I normally use my charm and my eyelashes to help." he added after that. 

"Look, there's an upside to having dated around in my younger years. From trial and error, I learned to always order extra fries and at least 3 slices of cheesecake." 

If Shaan chose to feel up Parker, his chest is essentially hairless, naturally not because he shaves it, and well moisturized. He's soft but there's what could be abs under the softness. Parker would not have visible abs, maybe a tiny bit if he flexed.

"You can judge for yourself on the first two. I'm not a doctor but I'm related to six and a half doctors, so maybe that helps," Parker said as he cuddled Shaan close and pressed his lips to her forehead. "We can leave... but I need to ask you on another date. You can choose when but obviously this week would be really great. I don't want to feel like I'm racing someone else to a ring, because this is what's making me happy right now."