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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 2:07:55 GMT
"Ok so like I totally have gotten messed up more from the floor than from a fight, I trip over my own two feet half the time.. Selfies with a quokka do sound kinda nice.. they have such cute little smiles... Ummm OH! I'm scared of snakes and spiders...and like.. ok please don't laugh.. thunderstorms.." She chuckled a small bit. "So I have this thing.. as long as I'm respectful and like.. not crossing any set lines.. I will totally do what I want.. Like I will totally respect my spouse and ask his permission for things and like let him know what I'm doing and where I am..but at the end of the day if I wanna go to a theme park with the Parkman himself.. Imma go.. He can come if it aint you or he can stay home but it's happening."
" So my favorite comedy is probably White chicks.. my favorite romance is Suicide Room...I swear its a romance movie...I love the Rot and Ruin books...annnd Huskies." She laughed a bit at the end. " Give mee....Four things you hate."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 2:19:26 GMT
"Just saying, the easiest way to solve that problem is if I'm your husband and that's the honeymoon," Parker said with a laugh, "But if was your husband, whatever you do is whatever you want to do, I trust you and if you can't tell jealousy isn't really my thing. Most guys can beat me up anyways, so it's not like I'd really stand a chance." he joked. "I don't have a magic carpet or a genie but I can be your Aladdin."
"Haven't seen Suicide Room so I have no idea about that. I actually really like thunderstorms, watching them just looks so cool, but I will totally hold you through them if I have to. Not a fan of spiders but I have totally eaten a tarantula before, it was totally tasty by the way.... I've eaten a lot of weird stuff... what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Also very important question, but are you into dessert? What's your favorite? Maybe I'm so sweet because I eat a lot of sweets..."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 2:26:40 GMT
"Oh you're good.. You do present a solution to that problem" She teased softly as she let out a small yawn. "I can admit.. I do get jealous.. not enough that I'd be like 'no don't talk to them' but it would totally be a silent simmer..Like I just worry I'm not good enough for people though I guess that's kinda silly.." She chuckled a small bit.
"Ok so Suicide Room is polish.. it's about this dude whos struggling with his sexuality and kisses a guy, gets bullied for it and meets a girl online, she wants to die and she kinda wraps him into this whirlwind romance over the internet and he becomes something he isnt..and then the roles get reversed.. its great honestly."
"Ok so like mine is tame. Eel and I loved it. I do love dessert I would say.. ok one time I had Tiramisu and loved it but like thats fancy for my blood.. so usually it becomes like piece of cheese cake or a brownie."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 2:39:17 GMT
"Shaan, what do you mean you're not good enough. Woman you are fucking crazy," Parker said, "You have two guys who wish they could hold you right now and at least one of them would marry you if he knew that's what you wanted. Hell he even knows how he'd propose if he had the chance!" Parker blurted out.
"Dude that movie sounds awesome and I need to watch it, maybe cuddled up with you and some tiramisu. It's one of my favorites, but I get it from Costco because that's one of the best ones and there are too many steps in the recipes I find for it. Have you ever had a tiramisu cheesecake? Because if you haven't, I'm gonna get production to bring you one like ASAP. I will go steal someone's phone and ubereats one to you right now if I have to."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 2:48:09 GMT
"I dunno like..I just feel like I'm not.. Like dude there are....wait what.. PARKER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST COME AT ME WITH!" She shouted, well more squeaked. "LIKE DUDE I sorta thought that might be the case but like you saying it made my stomach do a flip. A flip Parker, thats bullshit." She huffed out.
"Let me just STILL MY FUCKING HEART A BIT... Jesus.. Uh no I actually havent and I really want some now.. Like really really badly..I would totally be ok for a movie night with blankets and dessert... As you learned today I can't cook toast so I wont be making any myself anytime soon" She laughed softly.
"I really wish you were here..I kinda wanna just fall asleep on this couch in your arms.. Like you feel like you would be good to nap on.." She sighed softly with a light huff. "You know what I love.. shrimp.. I like never get to eat them but like steamed peel and eat shrimp with old bay is amazing."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 3:06:15 GMT
"What?!" Parker yelped, jumping when Shaan started shouting. "What did I do this time?!" he asked, bewildered at a sudden mood change.
"Hey if you dare me, I will totally go leave right now and go find you some dessert, and you know I do what I say I will every time. Maybe I'm not Aladdin, maybe I'm the genie," he said with a daring laugh. "I mean I'd be bummed to not be sitting here with you but if that's gonna make you happy I'll go do it."
"Not to brag but all my exes say I'm a great cuddler, it's the perk of not having real abs. I'm really bad at the gym because counting is boring. Also I'm obsessed with seafood so I will teach you how to eat proper blue crabs and how to dress an oyster or whatever. If you like old bay, you'll really love Maryland style blue crabs! I go visit my sis in Boston as much for the lobster and chowder as I do for her, and she's my best friend most of the time."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 3:26:15 GMT
"Oh yeah I totally know how imma propose to you by the way I'd marry you hahaha just Parker things.." She laughed as she said it groaning. "That just came outta nowhere and made my heart and tummy do flips and like bruh." She sighed softly.
"Ok but I'm about to dare you to do that..Cause that sounds like heaven and I want some now..Well that's it.. My wish is dessert." She laughed softly. "I'm just your Rapunzel. Frying pan warrior and all." She teased softly, a happy tone in her voice.
"I have never cuddled except for like my pillow.. I'm not as defined honestly I'm pretty soft as far as muscles go.. like I have them just probably not what youd expect from me...I like seafood a lot I just dont usually eat it because seafood carry out is weird.. Shrimp Alfredo though.. yum. I love crabs so I need to try that so so bad. Parker you need to show me the food world." She laughed softly.
"You allergic to anything? Like while we're on this do not give me Jackfruit... I'm allergic to Latex and the jackfruit does actually react with me."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 3:34:02 GMT
"I told you! I just say whatever my heart wants to say!" Parker exclaimed. "It would just take some time to prepare if I knew and all which probably doesn't help with this whole catching up thing but hey gotta do what I gotta do if I get to do it."
"Uh huh, no Jackfruit got it." Parker said before he got up and left the pod.
He would return about 10 minutes later if Shaan chose to wait but not be upset if she didn't He did in fact go convince the crew to find her some shrimp alfredo, crab legs, and an entire tiramisu cheesecake; which would be delivered to her wherever she was when it arrived.
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 3:41:24 GMT
"You're too fucking good for this world.. Like you're the sweetest my guy.." She chuckled softly. The minute he left the pod she sprung into action and raced to her room to grab one of her hoodies, it was a 3xl and far too huge for her, it was plain black but smelled like her. She had that delivered to his pod along with a strawberry daiquiri she had made, frozen and made with rumchata giving it a berries and cream taste. He would also find a plate of chicken tenders and fries, onion rings as well as a plate of shredded chicken nachos. It wasn't elegant but it was very her.
She had made it back jut a minute or two before him and gawked at all the food. "Ok so like.. I wanted to treat you to the Shaan diet..This is amazing and I feel bad because yours is like junk food by compare...I'm totally digging in." She said her mouth already full of something. It was totally Alfredo.
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 4:11:02 GMT
"Yay you're still here and holy shit there's a feast in front of me!" Parker exclaimed, "Dude no seriously this is the best. I suck at at fancy stuff to be honest. I mean my mom made me do cotillion and stuff when I was younger but I would rather it be good food that makes my tummy happy than whatever fancy stuff I could get!" Parker said with a laugh, between some rather loud nacho crunching. "I had to wear a tie like every weekday since I was 7 until college, let's just say formal clothes and I aren't good friends anymore."
"Hey I thought you said you were going to be taking my hoodies! You're doing it wrong!" Parker laughed before taking a sip of his daiquiri. "The fancy stuff is way more my sister's speed than mine. I could've eaten anything I wanted, but in college I thought ramen was just delicious." he said, totally cracking up at the memory.
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 4:21:04 GMT
"So growing up we never did fancy stuff. MY birthday was one of the few times a year we actually went out to a restaurant and like sat and ate. It's not that grams cant cook.. She works a lot.. She works for the government doing fingerprinting.. Her husband was shot when they were younger.. they hadn't been married that long and she just.. never got remarried.. I've never seen her even date really.. She just never had the time or energy after dealing with work and then me so frozen food and take out was just kinda all we ate..I like the notion of fancy food but it would probably make me sick at first." She laughed happily.
"So we having a T-shirt and jeans wedding? I could be down for something like that." She teased softly.
"Ok buuuuut.. I do have one of your shirts.. I doubt one of mine would fit you with the whole I'm tiny thing.. and you deserve something to dream about me to." She joked as she took another mouthful of food, a moan of delight escaping her. "Ok this crab.. is amazing."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 4:38:33 GMT
"To be clear, I very obviously didn't cook any of that. I'm not Blake and I probably can't cook any of that. Actually, I could do the alfredo if a sauce out of a jar counts. Yeah so my parents worked crazy hours and my sister and I had like a ton of school and extracurriculars so we didn't have a whole lot of family time outside of events and stuff, but my parents did want us to go out for dinner as a family at least once a week," Parker said.
"If you let me marry you without putting a suit on... I don't know how I could love you more," Parker said with a laugh, "My mom would have a cow though. But my parents would love you and Ace... she'd warm up to you."
"I'm totally putting your hoodie on right now by the way, so now you have something to imagine besides me being shirtless and all.... Ooo I have the greatest idea for what kind of ring I'd get for you too!" Parker suddenly blurted out that last part, just because the thought popped into his head.
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 13:59:23 GMT
"Damn I knew I shoulda snagged Blake. I don't care if you cooked it or not man, the idea of you just getting all this is beyond amazing.. I didn't cook yours, I just know some good take out.. I totally plan on learning though." She laughed softly.
"Ok I totally would let you.. Like I actually have this cool outfit I could wear that isnt a dress.. It involves a corset. We could make it something cool where a dress and suit wouldnt really go with the theme...Dude.. A paintball war! We could do a bride groom shoot out.. groomsmen and brides maids can get in on it as well..Makes the idea of dresses and suits kinda a bad one." She said with a laugh and a delighted little squeak.
"Oh do tell. I wanna know what kinda ring the great Parker has on his mind."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 15:48:05 GMT
"Holy hell, you are seriously perfect!" Parker exclaimed. "I did the big white wedding already, and it went so badly that I don't even think my mom will fight that hard to do a less traditional one. I mean I did get to take home the entire wedding cake and ate only cake for like three days so I guess it wasn't a total loss. Honestly if it wasn't for the show and I met you out in the wild, I'd be down to just elope. I always thought that's what I'd do it, like on April Fool's day or something."
"Hey I can't just tell you all my secrets!" Parker said with a mock huff, "There's only one way to find out, I'm never telling anyone about how awesome it is."
"What flavor wedding cake would you want?"
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 16:15:25 GMT
She was quiet for a few minutes actually thinking. There was some small shuffling from her side. She was eating quietly and thinking of the best way to go about things. "I mean you could tell me... I could always pout to get it outta you." She laughed a little bit hollowly.
"I dunno.. maybe like..I dont actually know what kinda cake I like..Huh thats a weird one..What was your last one? We could probably avoid that flavor unless its like your favorite." She took a few moments before speaking again.
"..Hey Parks.. you do..nah.. you're like a cool dude and we're friends right? Like regardless of all of this we would be buddies and like.. I dunno.. go spray paint a wall together or something..right?" There was a small sigh from her side.
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 16:39:38 GMT
"Nooo this idea is just so out of this world that I'd rather show you!" Parker said stubbornly. "I mean you do what you gotta do and talk to whoever you gotta talk to and marry whoever you gotta marry, I'll tell you about it either way, hell I might even send it to you for Christmas because it's fucking cool!" he said with a cackle.
"Cake tasting is the best part of wedding planning as far as I'm concerned and hell yeah we can go do stuff together ya know regardless of how this ends up, ya know if you're not like too busy with a husband or something" Parker said, way too cheerfully, "Ummm the last one... I think it was chocolate cherry... I feel like I should know for sure... It went really well with rum..."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 17:01:36 GMT
"Parks you're wonderful dude.. Like really really wonderful." She laughed a bit sighing softly. "As long as theres no balloons."
"I dunno I feel like I'd get sick of cake..I just think you'd be a blast to hang out with... Would you like hate me if I said I kinda wasn't feeling too good.. Like I just.. I dunno I got hit with some sads." She sighed as she spoke. "I mean like knowing your wedding cake is probs an important detail.. but I can see why you wouldnt. How much Rum DID it go well with exactly." She chuckled slightly.
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 17:10:32 GMT
"Awww nooo! Why are you sad? That's going to make me sad because I want you to be happy!" Parker pouted. "I couldn't hate you if I tried. I don't really know how to hate people."
"Let's just say I don't remember what type of rum it was either," he said sheepishly, "Considering my parents paid for almost a whole wedding, I did take home the cake and all the alcohol that was bought for it, and yes I ate that entire cake by myself. It took me three days. And then I went out and bought a car. I don't think that week was my shiniest."
"Do you have a story about balloons or something?"
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 17:15:20 GMT
"So.. I..." She took a deep breath and let the words spill out in one go. "You said you kinda Loved Val and like I feel like a fucking hypocrite because I said it to Trout too and I feel like I have no fucking leg to stand on.. but you've almost been married and like..I feel like It wouldnt matter as much to you if we did.. I'm a jealous petty person I guess because I just.. I dunno...I'm over thinking things and I.. I obviously am not your first choice in this and I...don't know how I wanna go with this.." She said it all and groaned.
"So I'm allergic..unless they're like the metaly foily looking ones but like Balloons are mostly latex. She shifted a bit. "Like I mean I guess get me balloons if you're mad at me...I would probably laugh honestly."
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Post by Parker Domino on May 11, 2020 17:35:54 GMT
"I'll admit I don't know a whole lot about this jealousy thing." Parker said slowly after a pause. "I'm not gonna lie about how I felt about Val and how I might still feel about her, but all those feelings were before I really got to meet you. And Jesus, I was like 22 when I almost married Lori and honestly I'm glad I got the cake instead."
"Can you really blame me for being afraid to ask though? Like I'd survive losing someone else I love, probably, but that doesn't mean I want to." Parker said quietly. "I think if we had our chance sooner I wouldn't have any question because the sparks I felt with you are different than anyone else, here or anywhere else. You're the only one I might feel regret for, not because I met you but because I didn't make that first list shorter or because I didn't break into a pod and hijack a date or something. The other girls are nice and I'd try to change for them... but I wouldn't have to change anything for you because you actually like my weird. And I mean all my weird... so yeah after yesterday everything kinda changed... and I'm just so tired..."
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