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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 3, 2020 21:04:29 GMT
"Grams is a fucking handsy old woman. Her husband passed away before I came in the picture. I have never seen her not get a little flirty with handsome young men. I should specify I do call her grams but shes just turned fifty this year. Shes a hot grandma apparently. She chuckled.
"Ill totally admit I dont like cats much but I've also never had one. Its always more the worry of I like rodents and cats like to catch those... Buuuut I suppose a fat cat could be a cuddle buddy.. Like Percy was a great dude and I liked him.. But seven cats I cannot handle.. I try to be a good person, some days it's hard because like.. I can literally just kick peoples asses to get things done but thats not a way to be."
"So can I let you in on a secret? That's the way to my heart. I always thought the best and most honest feelings are the intense and impulse ones... Don't you dare calm down ramp it up to eleven. I like when people go for things. Hell I could probably kick this glass in. Theres totally like four things I could use on this side but that maaaay get us disqualified." She let out a laugh "Here. I am totally hugging this pillow and wishing it was you."
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Post by Trout Latimer on May 4, 2020 1:15:28 GMT
Trout chuckled. "Alright, I'll keep that in mind. If she really does, I will turn as red as a tomato...no, redder, probably. But I'm a good sport. I'll just tell her that she needs to be careful because..." He paused to use a dramatic British accent, "our love is forbidden since I'm marrying your daughter, madam, starcrossed love," he snorted with laughter and went back to his real voice, "...or something dramatic like that."
"I promise my cat is very fat, and I've never seen him actually chase anything. I literally took him to the vet because I was worried about how fat he is...and he's fine. Literally no health problems. They made me switch him to weight loss cat food....and nothing." He laughed. "He does like to sleep on top of the fridge, though, and he will knock down anything I put up there. I haven't entirely figured out how he gets his wiggly body up there."
"As for ramping things up to eleven...Believe me, I think I'm at twelve inside my head." He took a deep breath, then poured out the rest all in a rush. "I'm all in, at this point. I'm not putting anyone else on my list for the next dates. If things don't work out to be you and me, I won't hold a grudge, I promise. But I just can't see myself with anyone else."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 4, 2020 1:36:55 GMT
"Alright Im bringin ya home to grams. Usually men do not know how to handle her. The Ups dude drops and runs before she sees him. I do like the sound of that whole marrying your daughter thing though keep that one going." Was that a giggle that came from her?
"Then I would say we're safe as can be. I've always had a fondness for fat cats.. What kind is he or is he the 'I found this one in the trash' kinda story? Really weight loss food though..and he's STILL fat? Damn I envy that cat." she laughed "Ok I'm gonna meet this cat he sounds like he would be really cool."
There was a small yelp from her side and a thud."SHIT SORRY. I fell off the couch! I... Really? There's no one else for you? You're such an amazing guy and I thought there would be fights over you.. That.. Actually just made me blush.. Shit I never blush.. That threw me off my game a lot..Im all flustered now.. I.. Thats really really flattering to hear.. I'm honestly really honored." There was a softness in her voice.
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Post by Trout Latimer on May 5, 2020 2:27:56 GMT
"Careful what you wish for, Shaan, I'm gonna hold you to that kind of thing. I'm kind of excited to meet her now." He laughed.
"Herc is a big dude. He's got spots, brown and orange on white. And yes, still stupid fat even after the weightloss food. It's nuts."
Trout swore under his breath, then louder. "Shit, Shaan, are you ok? I didn't mean to freak you out." She'd be able to tell that he'd gotten closer to the glass. "Dude, I'm pretty sure no one is fighting over me, but I appreciate the thought. And yeah, I'm sure. I kinda was after the first day, but I didn't want to jump the gun. Uh...guess I'm doing that anyway. And nothing to be honored about, seriously. It's just the truth, and I'm just a weird-ass nerd. Shit, I don't know. I just want to make you happy. And I'm blushing like an idiot over here too, so."
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