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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 8, 2020 21:18:02 GMT
After the round of Date 3's and the proposals there was some serious girl talk needed. Shaan had the production team send notes to all the girls that were still ringless. She sat in her bed already in her Pj's some plaid fuzzy pants and t-shirt from a certain someone from earlier. She had the room stocked with cocktails that she had made and asked the producers to provide some snacks in traditional sleepover fashion. Chips and dips, donuts, fruit trays and a massive bowl of popcorn.
She had gotten huge pillows, beanbags and blankets for the floor so they could all talk and relax. Now it was just time to wait and see who would come. RIVER CLEO AND LAINEY WE LOVE YOU BUT YOU GOTS YOUR MEN.
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 8, 2020 22:08:30 GMT
Valeria came into the sleepover looking like a heart eye emoji, for the most part. She had taken a moment to change into her comfy pjs, a fuzzy shorts and a tank top, before heading over to Shaan's room. She was quite curious about who was left in the house.
She grabbed the first dark liquor cocktail she spotted. "I love having a bartender friend, thanks for all this Shaan" She said with a happy sigh before flopping into one of the bean bag chairs. "Soooo how many dates did you go on?" she asked Shaan. "I did end up going to both," she confessed, "both were... unexpectedly magical..."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 8, 2020 23:12:44 GMT
She waved excitedly as Val came to her room. She liked Val and they seemed to get along. Maybe when she eventually got married Val would be invited to the wedding. Yeah not maybe, totally. Shaan already had a drink in hand and was sipping at it.
"Hey we bitter ringless bitches need it." She said with a laugh, relaxing into her own chair. "Three. Trout was first and I went out with Parker and.. Penn.. Penn sucks and I refuse to talk about him because I will literally cry...Parker and Trout though.. Fireworks.. like I was shocked." She laughed a bit and inched closer. "Aight spill. I want details."
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 8, 2020 23:26:49 GMT
Valeria groaned at the mention of Parker and took a big gulp of her drink. "Ooo I sense some strong tea about that but I won't ask until we get to the end of the bottle, but tell me all about those other two."
"For me? Well first I saw Blake of course and well let's just say it was really hard for me to not just rip his clothes off right there and then...." Valeria said, turning a little red with her laugh. Another sip of her drink, "And then I saw Parker... and... I really love Blake. I mean I really love that man... but Parker... I don't know why my heart feels broken because it shouldn't... but I don't even know how to describe it. It's like we fell in love, had a first dance, and got a divorce all in like less than an hour." That was really the only way she could describe at that point. "He's certainly... special."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 9, 2020 1:16:47 GMT
She laughed a little bit. "Ok so Trout is just.. God ok so he told me that he didn't wanna see anyone else but me..I cant give him that because I do really really want him but I've also never been in love..I don't wanna hop into it without being totally sure...and he was my first kiss yesterday...like ever..It just felt so right but Parker.. ugh. He was like my number one day one and I didn't get a second date.. but when we got in the maze we were joking and laughing and he asked to kiss me and we just did and let me tell you, it was hot.. I like him a lot I just don't know enough about him.. but theres pull." She sighed softly as she took another long drink.
"Dude Blake is hot. He seems like such a cool guy, I wanted another date but totally happy I didn't get one because you and him sound so great together... Trust me about the clothes.. I get it.. this may be Parkers shirt?" She said with a guilty chuckle. "Yeah theres something kinda magical about him. Like I get why so many girls were so into him... Dude we're picking people to marry in like a week.. some of us days, you're allowed heartbreak, trust me I feel it."
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 9, 2020 1:57:50 GMT
"Ahhh!" Valeria squealed at the mention of Parker's shirt, "Ok thank you for that because I was really wondering if he had like lost all his marbles when he showed up wearing a scarf but not shirt," she said, completely cracking up.
"Sorry I totally kissed Parker yesterday, I just... I guess I had told myself I was making sure there wasn't a spark but then there was a spark and yeahhh that might've been the hardest thing I've ever done but there's no way I can put on a ring this week without knowing ya know?" She took another sip of her drink and sighed, "I really hope someone marries him though. I can't imagine how much heartbreak he's going to get this week. He's a good ass kisser though."
"And girlfriend, if you needed to mack my man to be sure, I wouldn't be mad at all. Honestly I might feel better about the whole thing," Valeria said with a laugh, "But at the end of the day, there are some very dirty things I'm planning on doing to that man when the cameras stop rolling. This girl hasn't gotten laid in like a year and a half." she said, pointing two thumbs at herself before returning to her drink.
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 9, 2020 3:01:14 GMT
"Well my tanktop had slits on the side..I was clearly cold and well Parker just had to fix it." There was a mischievous grin on her face as she laughed.
"Dude I literally told him to go for whoever he wanted..Its weird like I do not care at all..I want him to date and kiss and if we work out we do.. Thats so not a choice I am looking forward to making between the two if it comes down to it.." She groaned softly. "I understand though..I kinda felt like kissing them was the best way to know if there were sparks or not..Like is it bad to say I'd say yes to both of them right now?"
"So..I..I want to totally do things with em.. and it's weird because I'veneverhadsex?" She squeaked out covering her face.
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 9, 2020 3:53:11 GMT
"Hey, as much as I love Parker, I think you'd be better for him than me, I think he's got a lot of love to give and no one to give it to" Valeria said thoughtfully. "I don't know Trout very well at all so I can't say anything on that side but he sound awesome .We literally gave up like five minutes into our first date, just nothin at all in common,"Valeria said, actually laughing at that. "Oh god, I wish I could marry them both, I just love them so differently... I don't know what I did to fucking deserve either of them."
"Girlfriend, if you're feeling the urges, you're feeling them and experience has nothing to do with it." Valeria said, almost choking on her drink. "But hey if you need any advice or tips or whatever, come holla at ya girl because I will be at the resort too. Though I can't promise being available because there is nothing that is getting in the way of me getting some booty. And he has a niceeee booty." she gushed.
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 9, 2020 12:27:23 GMT
"That makes me glad.. I like him but god it would be so much easier if him and another girl connected like this too because then I dont have to hurt him as bad.. It just sucks.. Trout and I have so much in common and there were just.. Sparks.. Dude this would be hella easy if I could marry both." She laughed and nodded.
"Oh god but like does it make me a shitty person? What if Im horrible at it like.. How.. " She lowered her voice looking around suspiciously before asking. "Ok how do you like tell someone you wanna jump them... Do you just go hello here is my kibble and bits or like..what."
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 9, 2020 18:07:59 GMT
"Ooo girl there are so many ways you can do that," Valeria said, bursting into laughter. "Let's see... lots of options... you can stick their face in your boobs... Take off their clothes while you make out with them... hand over your panties, that's one of my favorites, or just tell simply tell them. Just do what your instincts and your body wants to do. Everyone's different with that they like, I guess it helps if you figure out what you like with or without them, until them, just like.... play with the body parts..." Valeria said with a fit of giggles. "I think I'm the rip push him against the wall, rip off his clothes, and throw him onto the bed type of person," she said devilishly. "I already warned Blake what he's in for."
"I'll be real though, the first time with anyone new is always kinda weird and kinda awkward and I want to make it special for Blake but I haven't figured out how yet," Valeria said brazen but blushing. She finished her drink and grabbed another, "By the way, these are really awesome. I don't know what your current gig is, but if you ever want a new one, I'm putting a full liquor license in my taproom expansion since I want to start distilling too."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 10, 2020 15:55:50 GMT
"Oh god I would totally have a panic attack.. Though like tossing a man my undies would be fine.. I like pretty things so like" She shrugged a little bit. "Bruh I have never played with any body parts.. Like I thought about it but like..It just never seemed to have a point... Oh god I'm gonna be terrible in bed." She burst out laughing/
"Blake is a lucky dude. I'm glad you and him found eachother.. Like I really really am... I dunno maybe like a rose petal bed, some massage oil and some like weird scented candle that you can put in your magical house and like always buy... Or doves." She nodded firmly.
"I just mix drinks at a local bar.. Shit you pay me decent I would probably jump ship, I love the place but let me tell ya.. Old Jimmy gets handsy one more time he's going out the window."
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 10, 2020 17:58:19 GMT
"Ok so I'll call you when I open," Valeria said with a grin. "Oh my god, girl when we get out of here I am fucking gifting you a vibrator so you can experiment." Valeria said bursting out in laughter.
"But nah girl, you're not going to be terrible, you're too hot for that. As long as you want it and there's passion there, you've got nothing to worry about. When you see those man parts and it makes your bits start feeling things, you'll know. Just like... put a towel down if the sheets are white and it's your first time," she said with a wink. "Plus lucky you found two really great guys, Parker is some next level crazy but that crazy somehow makes more sense than most sane people. Something tells me he'd be really caring about that foreplay" she said with an uncontrollable giggle.
"Let's just say I don't have a magical house or candles in it," Valeria said with a laugh, "I wonder if he's a leather or a lace guy... "
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 14:17:40 GMT
Her face was bright red and she threw her hands over it, almost falling out of the beanbag with her jerking motion. "SHIT!" She laughed as she straightened herself up and grinned. "Ok I wouldnt say no to that, I have no idea what I'd but so like..makes sense.. Like I dunno how much Trout has experience wise.. He said he never really dated a lot.. like never multiple with the same person so he's either some sex fiend or like clueless like me... I'm kiiiinda leaning to the second one.. I know Parkers been test driven before.. a lot... Like that makes me kinda nervous? I dunno if thats bad." She mused lightly.
"Can't go wrong with black lace. So like in a lot of the...novels... I read thats always the go to. Some sexy black lace panties and like a lacy completely impractical bra.. I wish I had like bigger boobs..... Maybe I can just like borrow some.." She said thoughtfully. "Ooh what about like adding a little.. what are they those sheer like.. coat nighty things.. the 'I totally murdered my first three husbands' if its long but like Victoria Secret if its short?"
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 11, 2020 17:02:04 GMT
Valeria burst out laughing and almost spilled her drink over herself and fell out of her own bean bag. "You just have to experiment!" she exclaimed, "It's all about the process, less about just knowing. That's the fun of it all."
"Hey if the man has been test driven before, he'll either have some bad habits or be really great. It's pretty hit or miss. But if he's a good kisser it's probably really great." Valeria commented, "I know Blake has one major ex... didn't really ask about the rest of it... don't really care though. I can always train him."
"Yeah I don't think I own a single impractical thing in my closet," Valeria said with another laugh, "I don't get the whole point of all that, like isn't the point to take it off? Why would I make it harder? If I have all those buckles and shit, I'd just want him to literally rip it off me. Actually that sounds kinda hot... Blake seems so... gentle though... I bet Parker can fully undress someone with just his mouth though..." She reddened just a little bit at those thoughts. "Oh my god I did totally shove Blake's hand halfway up my shirt in that maze though! Should've gone all the way up my shirt..."
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 11, 2020 17:11:19 GMT
"Ok but both were really good kissers.. Like.. I have no idea how Im about to do this.. Like Parker is so bright and fun and I like him.. but I can see myself getting really jealous honestly.. Like I dont feel like im gonna be his first choice ya know? Trout there wasnt really a question for him.. Like I don't wanna be that guy but I am." She groaned and got up, snapping up some plain chips and french onion dip and sat back on her bean bag.
"Ok but like what if one of em's too good and I become some like depraved sex fiend." She laughed as she began ungracefully shoving a concerning amount of dipped chips into her face.
"I totally have impractical stuff.. like I have a bunny suit...not...a fuzzy one? Like the hot ones? I have never worn it and I packed it for some reason. I have the ears and everything... Like I'll probably just.. not wear anything.. Like I'll just hop outta the shower and be like 'hello buddy'" She laughed. "I threatened to just like sleep with Trout in the maze..Whats a little groping ya know?"
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 11, 2020 17:36:24 GMT
"Oh dude, I don't think anyone realizes how damn hard it is to just be alone in the dark like that and resist just ripping off their clothes!" Valeria exclaimed, "Like seriously, I could barely stay civil in there! Or maybe we're just... depraved pervs... I think the other girls might be a bit more tame... I mean it looks like you did some undressing anyways," Valeria laughed, referring to the shirt. "Girlfriend, if you turn into a depraved sex fiend, then I don't know what I am. I'm telling you, if I get Blake in that romantic getaway bedroom, I make no promises to hang out with anyone else all week long. Like I'm gonna have to hold off on flushing the BC down the toilet just yet and start hydrating for this now."
Val took a long sip of her drink and sighed "Is it bad that while I really REALLY hope to see Parker in stage two... I'm almost a little afraid to? Like what if there's like aftershocks or sparks still left?" Valeria said, seriously for just a moment. "Like I don't know if it would be weird to see him or not... but like I want him to find someone and she'd be really lucky because there is seriously no one like him."
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Post by Speyeria Thatcher on May 12, 2020 0:20:55 GMT
Speyeria walked in, running her hands through her hair to push it out of her face. "Am I the only one who feels like everything is moving way too quickly? I just, need a drink and some snacks and a nap."
She flopped into the nearest soft place and looked at the others. "I'm sorry we haven't had much time to talk. I feel like a zombie and I miss my flower shop. So, either of you feeling 'the one' yet?"
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Post by Shaan Vladislav on May 12, 2020 0:25:22 GMT
Shaan heard Speyeria and jumped at the sound of another person "HEY! Im super glad someone else joined us.. Val and I were about to drink ourselves to death and she's totally corrupting the innocent...I made a ton of cocktails and theres food so totally help yourself.. actually let me get you one! I made these awesome watermelon margs that have a sour sugar dust on the rim." She hopped up and fetched one for the girl, offering it to her before moving to her seat.
"Trout and Parker. Caught in a tie with them." She nodded firmly and looked back to val. "I'm gonna feel that way about whoever I dont pick so I feel you."
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Post by Valeria Winter on May 12, 2020 0:30:37 GMT
Valeria smiled warmly when Speyeria came in and then burst out laughing, she was already pretty tipsy. "Yeah so that's what I was saying and then I grabbed his butt." she said. Then she reached over, grabbed a tray of oreos and a bowl of popcorn and put them in front of Speyeria.
"I didn't think it was possible but I ate that man's cheesecake and I knew I had to take him home. I don't care if he's bright green and has wings when I see him. Shaan, you'll help me catch him if he tries to run right? And hey, I am an open book and education for all leads to orgasms for all and after all this, we deserve some orgasms."
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Post by Speyeria Thatcher on May 12, 2020 0:40:24 GMT
Speyeria was more than happy to indulge in the popcorn and the drink. She smiled after having a sip. "I definitely needed this. And what conversation did I walk in to? Because here at the tail end I haven't a clue who or what you're talking about."
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